08 April 2015

List: Why I Like Real Weather


  1. Easily recognition of the passage of time
    1. Oh, look, it rained on Friday and hailed on Tuesday, which was yesterday, so it must be Wednesday
    2. Yes, this has been a problem when the weather is the same from Friday to Wednesday
    3. Not to mention: it is snowing? it is winter; it is sunny? it is summer. Surprisingly useful information.
  2. Clouds are more interesting to look at 
    1. Yes, I still look for shapes in clouds
    2. Why don't you?
  3. Cupping warm beverages when it is cool out
  4. Mittens!
  5. Parking whilst watching a thunderstorm
    1. Much more fun than parking to make out
    2. Never really got that point of that one.
    3. Also, incidentally, is it actually safe to watch a thunderstorm from inside a car?
    4. I mean, it doesn't really matter, since I'd still do it, but for form's sake? 
  6. Rebirth of flowers means more
    1. Without real seasons, it just means sneezing.
  7. Wardrobe changing
    1. When confronted with the fact that one can wear one's whole wardrobe all year round, one is also confronted with the full amount of clothing
    2. This then causes space issues.
  8. More things to write odes on
    1. Don't really want to write odes, but it would come in handy.
  9. Local news channels are more interesting
  10. One doesn't feel guilty when taking a shower
    1. I'm so sorry, Gov. Brown and the state of California, but I just really need to shave my legs. 

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